A'dam, Holland.
By far the most bizarre city
13.04.2009
So Amsterdam was my first staying in a Hostel experience. We shared a room with four other people who interchanged every day. We slept on single mattresses in metal framed bunk beds. Overall, it was alright. We paid for the location, which was right downtown very close to the central train station. The guy working the front desk was very useful, and marked all of the sights, markets and specific areas on our maps, including the location of the hostel. The only thing I really had to complain about was the "house cat" who I tried to make friends with, only to be bitten. I accidentally sat on him later, much to the amusement of the guy at the desk, and I didn't even feel bad. Stupid cat.


Our first night we happened to wander into the Red Light District. I mean this quite literally; we knew according to the map that it wasn't far from our hostel so we walked in the general direction. We encountered a colorfully lit area, and a few streets with a bunch of red neon lights. After we got to a section of town where the lights ended we decided to ask for directions and found out we had just walked through it. So, we turned around. The Red light district was one of the more bizarre things I've ever seen. Full-sized windows with girls of every shape and color and size pose in the window, with nothing but underwear and bras attempting to entice some customers. Now, I didn't investigate much into it, but I imagine that you stand outside, pick out your maiden and then go inside and order her. In addition to that, you can go into establishments and pick them out from in there, or attend a sex show of many different themes. The area was very strange to walk through as the entire street has a red glow, like a degenerate wonderland.


Downtown was just as lit up but more colorful. There was cuisine from practically every country (though, I must say that their Doner selection was rather pathetic), and we especially were impressed with the NY style pizza. The streets are lined with the famous coffeeshops. Now I have to say, that for being the only country in the western world to completely legalize marijuana, the marketing for these coffeeshops is really disappointing. I mean, most of them are just modest-diner looking on the inside with a big Jamaican flag on the outside with some forgettable name. I'm just saying that in a city where people go downtown just to experience a coffeeshop, you'd think they'd try a little harder to distinguish themselves from the competition. I did see some that were chuckle-worthy and took pictures of the signs.


The other tourist shops and "energy supply" shops were also note-worthy. They'll sell anything from keychains and bottles of coke to "happy pills" and magic mushrooms. The tourist market really is made up of the relaxed-drug atmosphere and the red light district. It was amusing to walk through and look at, but "cannabis-induced energy drinks" and giant neon glass dildos were not something I cared to invest much time in.


Oddly enough, in the day time Amsterdam was one of the most pretty and traditional looking European cities I've ever seen. The building are old and possess the same grandeur as Parisian buildings. And of course, the canals are what really make the city. Every street looks like a postcard of Dutch houses along canals lined with house boats. If you stand in the middle of the bridge, you can look out on the many many canals that run parallel to the one you're standing on. The bikes also are very stereotypical of the city.


For many people in Amsterdam the bikes are they're only mode of transportation outside of the public network. So, they have a bike lane in between the street lane and the sidewalk. Germany has this concept too, and Spain does as well. However, in Spain apparently they don't use it hardly at all. When I was in Barcelona actually Melissa and Michelle both laughed at my "fear" of the bike lane. I explained to them that in Germany you DO NOT walk in the bike lane or risk having the sound of a bike bell be the last noise you hear before you get bloodied-up. Now Amsterdam was like the German style multiplied by five. In fact there was a very comical scene anyone who knows us would appreciate where we were crossing a street and we had to get past one bike lane, the street, the tram, the other side of the street, the other side of the street's bike lane and onto the sidewalk. Our plan fell through when we were waiting on the tram lines without the knowledge that cars can drive on the tram tracks. We went backwards into the regular car lane, and then had to run backwards into the bike lane and then run backwards to get back onto the sidewalk before we attempted to cross the street again.

The very first thing we did was going to the Anne Frank house. We didn't have to wait very long, which was lucky. Between last semester and this semester and the courses I've had at Iowa I feel pretty surrounded by the Jewish history of Europe. But even knowing the Anne Frank story, and all of that included, I still would say that it's pretty haunting. Walking through the house, room from room, you read quotes about that particular room on the wall, and you can still see (behind glass) the posters the girls put up in their bedrooms. It was worth the visit, but I have to say that just with every holocaust-related memorial, I wish that they would provide a more secluded feeling so that you could take it in as a historical sight instead of being overcrowded by other tourists and loud children, etc.


After that experience, we happened across a paddle boat rental station. 8 euro each to paddle boat the canals. Since we were heading in the general direction of the paddle boat route, and the sun was shining, we asked ourselves, "How could we resist?" And so, we boarded our capsule and attempted to make our way though the water. We did pretty well for ourselves considering that neither of us are particularly nautical and we had to steer around large boat tours and through unmarked canals. It was a very entertaining afternoon to say the least.

Amsterdam was by far the most relaxing vacation I've ever had. There aren't really all that many sites or activities that you have to cram in and we were there for four days, and we had beautiful weather, which meant practically anything was a great idea. We spent our days just wandering around with a vague goal in mind. We laid down in the sun in parks, Vondelpark, in particular was a fun time, and we wandered to the harbor and hung out there for a while. You really couldn't go wrong just wandering around in Amsterdam, so that's exactly what we did.


One of our few goals was to check out the flea market. There were quite a few souvenir-stands, a lot of hand-crafterd products from artistic skirts to Van Gogh paintings on shirts and purses, countless jewelry stands, and then some bizarre things like old cameras, lamps, and coins.

Our next goal was to get to a pretty bridge where our front-desk dude told us we could, "Make pretty photo." After hours of merrily being lost (which included an ice cream break in an outdoor cafe), we found the bridge and tried to make our pretty photo. Then we got lost for another few hours trying to make it to the giant Windmill before we gave up and headed back to the train station.

We also tried to go out one night. We found the square with the nightlife and hung out in a park. There, we met some guys who were not so subtly hitting on us. This became a bit awkward after a while, as we were not very welcoming to the idea of hanging out with strangers who were apparently very comfortable invading my personal space. We eventually ended up cutting the night short in favor of finding something to eat.

Our most fun day was our last full day there. We started out with finding the coffeeshop where a scene in Ocean's 12 was filmed. Inside it was very swanky: bright orange and swivel chairs, red and orange lights- much more impressive than the others. And they had berry smoothies that were delicious. Now I watched the scene from the movie when I got back home, and you can't see much of the shop, which is a shame, but it was still fun to see. Then, we made our way through a bunch of flower markets and it was then that I had a strange notion about Holland. Naturally, I was reminded of my Grandma Rose, gardener-extraordinaire, but it made me laugh that in looking around at the flower market and the Dutch houses that this was really the only country that I've heard stories from my family about. Not that I have any strong claim to any of my heritage, but like I said, Holland is the only one I've ever even heard a story about.

After the flower market, we were making our way towards the Heineken brewery. When we finally got there, we looked at the line, the price to get in and determined that neither of us are really even fans of Heineken, we're both very cheap, and we didn't really feel like drinking beer. So, we took a picture, and went to Holland's longest market. This one was much more of a market: meat and sweets, hand-made crafts, cloth, etc. Then on our way back towards the main part of town, we came across the Amsterdam Dungeon.

From the outside it looked like a Wisconsin Dells tourist trap. But, it boasted a haunted-house-esque history lesson of Holland's dark side and the winning token: a roller coaster ride at the end. The inside really was a lot like a Wisconsin Dells activity. But I did learn in true Haunted House-style, dark history about the East Indian Trading Company and the Plague, I guess. And the what they really failed to mention to us was that the roller coaster at the end was a "trip through hell" led by a Dutch-screaming Demon. Now by then, Melissa and I were just in hysterics laughing at our very awesome time in the Amsterdam Dungeon. So much better than the Heineken Tour for us.


Then, while we were still in a fit of giggles, we come across the national monument only to find a full-fledged pillow fight going on. Feathers were flying around the sky like snow, while people of all ages are whipping pillows at each other. We naturally got in the middle of everything to investigate and stood around in awe.



Across the street, we noticed that the carnival which was in the setting-up process before was up and running. I saw one of those giant swings that spins you round and round hundreds of feet up in the air. I somehow talked Melissa into getting on the ride with me. She probably agreed because first, everything we had done so far during the day had put us in an on-top-of-the-world mood anyway, and 2nd because the Amsterdam Dungeon was her idea. It even boasted a panoramic view of the city from above. After 3 tries of figuring out how to get on the ride, we were strapped in (not strapped in enough to Melissa's standards) and we were off. Melissa was not so pleased with the ride once it really got going and was screaming bloody murder. I tried to comfort her in explaining that if the wire broke and we'd go flying into a really pretty building and then instantly die because our bodies wouldn't be able to survive that kind of impact, but oddly, she was not comforted by this. After we got down, she bought herself a giant bag of cotton candy, I bought us a giant fish and chips and we watched the end of the pillow fight.



We spent the rest of our time in Amsterdam wandering around at night and waiting for a Herring stand to open that never did. All and all, probably one of the best times of my life.


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